Mustache, anyone?

“I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches… I offered them politely to my friends: ‘Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?’”

― Salvador Dalí 

MUSTACHES IN THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES...

“But he wore a moustache—a shaggy moustache too: nothing in the meek and merciful way, but quite in the fierce and scornful style: the regular Satanic sort of thing—and he wore, besides, a vast quantity of unbrushed hair.”

―Charles Dickens,The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit, 1843  

PRACTICALLY MAGNETIC MUSTACHES

“They're practically magnetic: the average man with a mo touches it 760 times a day.”

― 13-things-you-didnt-know-about-mustaches  

AGES OF POETRY

“The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow.”

― Robert Lynd  

WARRIORS AND LOVERS

“A beard gives fierceness to the warrior, and renders the lover irresistible.”

― The Ladies' Repository, September 1862  

WALKING THE BEARD

“For a healthy beard, be sure to brush it daily and take it for a walk every evening.”

― BeardGuru.com 

Hairy smiles for small faces

Our new child-size fake beards and moustaches are a great fit for any mood or occasion. Kids cannot not have a ball when you put something furry on their face! All items are certified safe under the EU’s strict standards for toys: EN 71-1, 71-2 and 71-3. To see them, and our huge assortment for grownups.